OPTIMIZATION MODE: ACTIVE

GOOD LUCK
WITH THAT.

We get it. Sometimes you're not ready to break the pattern. Sometimes you need more meetings about meetings first.

TRADITIONAL CONSULTING THEATER

Since you're not ready for real intervention, here are some optimization-friendly alternatives:

McKinsey & Company

Strategy frameworks that justify the problem instead of fixing it.

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Deloitte Digital

Digital transformation that transforms nothing but budgets.

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BCG Digital Ventures

Innovation labs that innovate everything except results.

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Accenture Interactive

Customer experience optimization around broken experiences.

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DIY OPTIMIZATION THEATER

Prefer to optimize around problems yourself? These tools will help you do exactly that:

More Agile Ceremonies

Stand-ups, retros, and planning sessions. Add more meetings to fix meeting problems.

FREE

Better Communication Tools

Slack, Teams, Notion. More tools to optimize around communication breakdowns.

$10-50/month

OKR Frameworks

Objectives and Key Results. Measure everything except what matters.

TIME SINK

Team Building Workshops

Trust falls and icebreakers. Build harmony around dysfunction.

$2,000+

WHEN OPTIMIZATION FAILS

When you've tried everything above and nothing works. When the meetings multiply. When the tools become the problem. When optimization becomes the stuck pattern itself.

That's when you'll be ready for actual intervention. That's when you'll stop optimizing around problems and start fixing them.

We'll be here when you're ready to actually fix the problem.